yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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