I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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