I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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