I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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