I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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