so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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