i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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