porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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