Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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