Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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