i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i believe in u and ur pee
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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