if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So much Jack, so little girl.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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