There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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