Soap is not a condiment
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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