I'm really into asian looking animals
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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