Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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