If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We have started to decorate penises.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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