Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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