Someone shit on the floor
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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