Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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