I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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