on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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