I wannas sexs uuuuu
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I love you. Go after that dick
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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