when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
There's always time for handjobs
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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