Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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