Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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