we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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