afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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