You're my little dorito
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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