I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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