dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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