before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she looked like the before picture.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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