just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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