You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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