escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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