Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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