how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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