Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
4 words: hood of his car
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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