Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
seriously i just wanna be friends
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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