I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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