Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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