Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
