you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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