My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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