she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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