I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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