oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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