Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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