Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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How external is "for external use only"?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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