I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Apparently you make a good broom.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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