Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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