I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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