Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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