I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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