even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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